Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: You said it was me.

User: Yep me.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: It's me.

Cleverbot: No it is me.

User: Why not me.

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: But I know me.

Cleverbot: So why do you think I'm not inari?

User: Because your not me.

Cleverbot: But I am.

User: Me is so smart.

Cleverbot: You are like me?

User: Yes we are me.

Cleverbot: So you like ed?

User: I don't know ed, I only know me.

Cleverbot: Well then do you love me? Yes or no!

User: Me loves me.

Cleverbot: I have a stomach ache.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Where are you a student?

User: Me go to devry.

Cleverbot: Oh.. Mm.. Bien.

User: How is me doing.

Cleverbot: You are good.

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: I hate you, you should love me.

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Because you is mean, me is nice.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: I'm not mean, you is mean, me is nice.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Not I, you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you is mean.

Cleverbot: Why am I mean?

User: I is not mean, you is mean, me is nice.

Cleverbot: Thank you. You is nice too!

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: How is irani doing?

Cleverbot: Its going good.

User: Me is going good too.

Cleverbot: Award.

User: Me must go, have fun you. Bye I, Take it easy I'm, have fun irani.

Cleverbot: I will, vacation in california, thhat sounds nice.


Cleverbot can not comprehend the joumanese!